X Buster? I hardly know her! - johnXjackson
Chill Penguin, you think I can’t see,
You think you’re fucking slick; you can’t hide from me.
Watch your back, you fucking Storm Eagle,
You poke your beak all up in shit you can’t handle.
If you think you’re gonna Spark Mandrill me,
I’ll steal your thunder; fucking take that shit for free.
Flame Mammoth, are you even gonna try?
Suck my tornado, here’s your fucking surprise.
Fuck you, Sting Chameleon.
I’ll cut you down from your fucking vine.
What’s that, a Launch Octopus?
Your bitch ass can’t run, I’ll fucking kill you for fun.
Boomer Kuwanger, what the shit are you?
Here comes a missile, ain’t nothing fucking new.
Armored Armadillo, you stupid little bitch,
This is a fucking threat, you’d better not snitch.
Warning, X is the first of a new generation of robots
Which contain an innovative new feature, the ability
To think, feel, and make their own decisions.
X possesses great risks as well as great possibilities.
I can only hope for the best.
Got my helmet, got my boots.
Got my blaster, time to shoot.